There’s not enough hand sanitizer in the world…
Posted: February 11, 2011 Filed under: drugs, kids | Tags: fever, germs, hand sanitizer, masks, sick 6 CommentsEvery person in my family is sick. But me. 
Trevor has some nagging cough/congestion/fever thing that’s been dragging on for 12 days. Payton has the same thing and has been home from school since Monday. We were already going through a lot of hand sanitizer (when Macy was tiny she insisted it was called “san hanitizer” and half the time I catch myself inadvertently calling it that).
Then last night Macy woke up vomiting at 3 a.m. with fever and sore throat.
Hang on a sec, let me find a mask. Hey, apparently there are lots of fashionable choices. Hooray!
This one is particularly fetching, especially for a guy.
This one might scare the germs away. I like that idea.
How about this one? For the pig-lovers in the world. Swine flu? No, thanks.
Or maybe this one. More scaring, fewer germs.
This one is kinda nice. Reminds me a bit of Eric Estrada in CHIPS.
But this one is my favorite. A peaceful, zen germ-fighter.
Hi-yah! I’m going to check into a hotel.
The Pink Underbelly 
I’ve got it as well. Thanks, Trevor!
Bummer! Maybe you should come over here and I’ll come to your house. All these germs are freaking me out.
Sorry to anyone who gets this from me. It’s freakin miserable
Come on over. Got some wine, food, and a super comfy guest bed!!!
Hang in there, hanitize your sans frequently and remember that alcohol kills germs.
Run to the hotel! Just think of the rest you will get while avoiding the germs. A mere 2 nights ought to help. Good luck….time alone….quiet and no conversation….