Official diagnosis

While looking through my paperwork from Dr Spiegel and mapping out the next month of pre-op stuff I have to do, I found something that made me laugh out loud.

I hope you find it funny, too.

If you don’t, there’s something really wrong with you.

This is the orders for the EKG and labwork I have to get done before my reconstruction. 

The handwriting is kinda hard to read, and the picture is pretty fuzzy, but if you look closely you’ll see that for Diagnosis, it says “absence of breasts.”

Other than laughing hysterically, I don’t know how to respond to that.

4 Comments on “Official diagnosis”

  1. Christy says:

    I think I could have diagnosed you a long time ago!! Maybe I’m in the wrong profession! HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!

  2. Ed says:

    Good to know you’re being treated by crack medical professionals. I’d be really scared if they DIDN’T pick up on that!

  3. Bobby says:

    Laughter is good! If you can get a good laugh during your day, you’re doing okay. Plus it helps release good endorphins and helps with immune system!

  4. Oh my God, that’s a diagnosis? not an observation? That is…well… just DUH. Scary and funny at the same time 🙂

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